January 2012
4 posts
College Kid President
suburbantragic:
College Kid President pulls an all-nighter because he forgot to write the State of The Union
College Kid President took too much adderall and now we’re at war with Norway
College Kid President disbands Secret Service, forms “Secret Brosephs.”
College Kid President makes “Infinity Guitars” the national anthem
College Kid President turns Air Force One into a longboard
College...
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December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
8 posts
October 2011
2 posts
Wipe Your Feet: Poor Little Benji Hockles →
Things can always get worse.
tesslynch:
I had the worst day today. I woke up in the orphanage and looked over at my bedmate, Jonathan, to find that he’d died of influenza in the night. It was too bad. Jonathan was a nice orphan; he never beat me with a bat like some of the others. Someone coughed in row four, and then everyone was…
September 2011
5 posts
Wipe Your Feet: Cave Person Goes on a Date and... →
tesslynch:
One thing modern human like to do is write about pre-fornication outings on computer internet. Cave dweller wish he knew this before he took blogger out to Bucky Larson last night. Cave person meet blogger on dating site where he find her using filters: fertile, pagan, submissive, like mead…
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August 2011
15 posts
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If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly, then why did...
happyhibisci:
to show my sis, who just sent me this:
July 2011
14 posts
1 tag
my phone's google searches are getting weird
synecdoche:
what is a potato
what does ‘living in sin with a safety pin’ mean
is drinking nail polish remover fatal
what to do if you drank nail polish remover
number for poison control
nail polish remover + beer
milkshake delivery maryland
does the bible say it’s wrong to sleep with a married man if you are both christian and his wife is a godless heathen
how much to rent a dog per...
