WUAHGHGHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I’M DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW!
i’d like to make clear my previous post was considering columbus only if he showed up at the bar today, in our modern times. i theorize he’d be stripped of all native-killing clout, due to his absurd hat and inability to identify with “kids today.” if we’re talking about him in his natural environment then i say “f columbus.” also the value in spending more tumbles on this is kind of a never forget kind of a thing. columbus, you were a jerk and the only thing we can do about it is say so.
that it’s really irrelevant what kind of dude columbus was. maybe he was chill. maybe he was a dick. i think he was probably that guy that comes and sits down at your table at the bar, thinking he’s going to “join you,” and even though it would really be appropriate to be quite rude, you can’t bring yourself to do it because then you’d spend more time feeling bad about it than you would being satisfied he left. the real pisser about him is that we still “celebrate” this bullshit day, when he was just some obnoxious douche at the bar who got embraced by the powers that decide government holidays. “discovering” something that was already friggin inhabited is not a reason for my new jacket to be delayed. wtf, i want some mail.