AMYAMYAMYAMYAMYYYYY!!!!

College Kid President

suburbantragic:

• College Kid President pulls an all-nighter because he forgot to write the State of The Union
• College Kid President took too much adderall and now we’re at war with Norway
• College Kid President disbands Secret Service, forms “Secret Brosephs.”
• College Kid President makes “Infinity Guitars” the national anthem
• College Kid President turns Air Force One into a longboard
• College Kid President ran out of meal plan
• College Kid President gives the best high fives

(via synecdoche)